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Reblogged from timelocked-in-camelot

timelocked-in-camelot:

Coulson, May, and all their baby ducklings all bundled up for the Canadian winter. (*^^*)/

Stay warm, precious baby agents.

Reblogged from weloveshortvideos

weloveshortvideos:

That game is nasty - Vine by MrLegenDarius

(via happyclip)

Reblogged from edcunninghams-oldblog

timeywimeywinchesters:

edcunningham:

It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.

#Achilles I’m here to speak to you about the Avengers Initiative

(Source: edcunninghams-oldblog, via tarken71)

Reblogged from funniestpicturesdaily
funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

(via kangaya)

Reblogged from iguanamouth
thecruixe:

iguanamouth:

I’VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSCHIST

coldfeet4

thecruixe:

iguanamouth:

I’VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSCHIST

coldfeet4

Reblogged from foodtrucker

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via masturbending)

Reblogged from adventuretimeandsuperjailrock

adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

Hey all you fellow inmates, mark your calendars for June 15th!!!!  Season 4 is on it’s way!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

(via cosmographia)

Reblogged from newleaftea

newleaftea:

newleaftea:

OKAY SO THERE WAS THIS TUMBLR POST WITH THESE PRODUCTS A LONG TIME AGO AND I FINALLY FOUND THEM HERE AND THEY’RE $160 EACH AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE YOU’LL GET BUT I’M DIVING IN WITH WILD ABANDON I’M TOTALLY GETTING ONE

DREAMS DO COME TRUE

(modeled by my sister uwu)

(via i-am-the-minority-ray)

Reblogged from sexysansculottes

sexysansculottes:

sexysansculottes:

sexysansculottes:

i just realized argonians probably lay eggs

wow i’m a dumbass

but they have mammary glands obvs cause they have boobs????

what am i doin with my life????¿

Reblogged from genalovestoons
genalovestoons:

genalovestoons:

Labyrinth AU?

Daytime reblob!
Also I personally prefer it without the shading/background.

genalovestoons:

genalovestoons:

Labyrinth AU?

Daytime reblob!

Also I personally prefer it without the shading/background.

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Reblogged from jo-ce
nintendochu:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like
“oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did 



I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

IT’S BACK

nintendochu:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

image

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

IT’S BACK

(Source: jo-ce, via molum)

Reblogged from rookerie

midesko:

misscarriaged:

annadork:

oniune:

fun fact: the only thing standing between you and success is a small, angry gnome which has dedicated its whole existence to ruining you. you must not let it win

image

GRAVITY FALLS TAKES A POST

(Source: rookerie, via inumaru12)

i gues this social worker wants to be really certain my new kid get inside, because she just drove up my front porch

Reblogged from pizza-supper
pizza-supper:

The creator of Adventure Time and the creator of Gravity Falls

pizza-supper:

The creator of Adventure Time and the creator of Gravity Falls

(via inumaru12)